crazy
i’m looking for pictures for the obituary
my computer has been searching for almost an hour
up to 8,000 images just with the word grandma

why did prince charming have to go around the village with cinderella’s lost shoe to find his one true love? wouldn’t he have recognized her from the night before?

but i love the extra time with the kids

dominic is sitting with me, playing a video game, singing “apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur”

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They laugh at me because I’m different; I laugh at them because they’re all the same.

Kurt Cobain

when your husband comments on how soft your skin is, i think it’s entirely reasonable to wonder if there is a secret basement in the house with a pit and lotion. did i marry buffalo bill?

hemingway said that the words would come if you sit down at your typewriter and bleed.

i didn’t realize there would be so much blood.

holding people to the same standards as i set for myself was my first mistake.

being an optimist was my second.

believing blood can be stronger than water was my third.

and now i am so betrayed and angry, i may never be the same.

but i know this. as much as it hurts, i will not give anyone the power to bring me to my knees and fall apart.

buckle up, motherfucker. you’ve underestimated my will to survive, thrive and hold people accountable.

it’s so fucking on.

where has the time gone? this is the shortest and longest year ever. i have to admit, i am getting anxious and am ready for some normalcy to return.

kick your aunt.

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